Every holiday season we all look forward to that one letter from the mystical family called the Perfects. A special letter that unites fractured families everywhere by providing merriment, laughter, mockery and sometimes derision. The quality of wonderment enters when you wonder, if anyone outside of their perfect family, loves them the way they love themselves. One remarkable and extraordinary year follows another.
Hello all,
Another incredibly fabulous, successful year has passed. As we celebrate each year we cannot help but wonder if the upcoming year could possibly surpass our last one. To our amazement it always does.
My wonderful Whitman has added to his credentials of being a premier heart and brain surgeon. He is now specializing in extreme cosmetic, gastro, eye, knee, hip and psyche procedures. In addition to the 12 languages Whitman already speaks, he picked up several this summer. Along with our dog Rutherford, who is almost human, Whitman was awarded best in show among humans. I have to stop talking about Whitman he is so modest.
Sir Dog Rutherford we have discovered comes from a long line of British royal canines and can be addressed as Sir Rutherford Sheepherder Outstanding Hunt Dog The Twelfth. Our royal dog, Sir Rutherford is being considered for a show on TV called “Dogs That Dare To Dream”. Being a participant on the show would allow our incredible dog to attend vet school, his lifelong dream.
Our boys are just amazing; we are indeed blessed. Heathcliff just graduated from Yale, Harvard and Stanford simultaneously. He is the first to achieve such a distinction. Heathcliff has landed a job with the Illuminati in their strategic planning department, look out new world order.
Ismael’s passion is still the theater. He has been an understudy for Ed Asner, Katie Holmes and Ricky Martin. A big break will come soon. He is also writing a play about Sir Rutherford’s early life as a dog.
Everyone so loves my Holiday letters that I have a full time job writing for families all over the world. Making each holiday missive distinctive is quite the challenge. So I only write for families that share the same goals and achieve the same successes as my family.
Wishing you a perfect holiday season and happy New Year,
Pamela, Rutherford, Whitman, Heathcliff and Ismael Perfecto
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